2.4.06
Stupid Daylight Savings Time

Well, here it is apparently at 10.33 am.  Just when I thought I was all efficient, getting up at 9.30 am.  I am not amused.  And what's the point of this daylight savings time anyway, nothing that I can see.  I understand that it was a way to allow farmers for something to work more, but what use do I have for the sun?*

In other rants, there are just some mornings I wish I had a rocket launcher, or maybe a bazooka.  My neighbor, not crazy electricity lady (for those of you in the know), has this very obnoxious motorcycle that he feels the need to rev-up and leave running at very early hours in the morning.  That's not my preferred method to wake-up in the morning...its very irritating.  Though, if I were to blow it up, or something, I'd probably be arrested...that's democracy for you.

In sad news, the good times can't last forever...GQ has finally sent me a renewal notice, implying they would no longer be sending issues.  While this may seem pretty par for the magazine subscribing course, GQ has been sending me issues for the last year and a half, inspite of the fact that my subscription ran out in January of '05.  Oh well.

Finally, my blog has apparently hit 14,000 independent hits!  Horray!  Considering that I've only gotten one piece of hate mail, I can only assume that these hits are coming from both the loyal, loving readers, as well as the friends of those readers, drawn by the inevitable glowing word-of-mouth recommendations of their friends.  (I choose to ignore the possibility its all from Google users typing 'Something Weird.'**

*Even though I have little use for the sun, I'm not like Pat, who is attempting to blot it out of the sky.

** I'm the sixth from the top!


Posted at 10:52 am by Scott
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22.3.06
Weird Question...

Subject: RE: weird question...
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006
From: "Joseph"
To: "Heather"
CC:

"Scott", "SAMANTHA"

What is the correct plural of Chuthulhu?

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From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006
To: Joseph
Subject: Re: weird question...

 

Cthulhus? Cthulhia?

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From: Scott
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006
To: Joseph
Subject: Re: weird question...

 

Cthulhi?  I'd assume since he's maleish it wouldn't be Cthulhae

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Subject: RE: weird question...
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006
From: "Joseph"
To: "Heather"
CC: "Scott", "SAMANTHA"

I'm thinking about getting a little Cthulhu doll and put on my desk.  Then, whenever someone with kids asks "What is that?"  I can answer "Do I ask about the little demons on your desk?"

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From: Heather Harris [mailto:deathdrinkscoffee@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:47 AM
To: Joseph Whitaker
Subject: Re: weird question...

 

you could borrow my little Cthulhu if you want...

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Subject: RE: weird question...
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006
From: "Joseph"
To: "Heather"
CC:

"Scott", "SAMANTHA"

Nah, Iíll get my own.  Iíll name it George, and Iíll love it and hug it and squeeze itÖ

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Subject: RE: weird question...
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006
From: "SAMANTHA"
To: "Joseph", "Heather"
CC: "Scott"
 

OHG!!! It's the male version of Elmira!!!!  *runs screaming*

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The previous correspondence was an actual series of e-mails sent out while all of us were 'working' yesterday.  On that note, enjoy a picture of Cthulhu riding a Voltron.


Posted at 07:19 pm by Scott
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19.3.06
Question for the Class

I break my over monthlong silence to propose this question.  What ever happened to those little while plastic thingies that Pizza chains use to use to stop the pizza box from getting stuck to the pizza?  I mean, during the late '80s and '90s they were everywhere.  I mean, they never seemed to work that well, and its not like my pizza's have been topless due to unfortunate cheese/cardboard collisions.  But...where are they?


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15.1.06
Homo-erotic Conversations with Brian

Bach480: Hey Brian
Psybabar: heyo
Bach480: Whats up
Psybabar: not so much
Bach480: Do you know what you want?  More than life its self?
Bach480: itself?                                                                                                   Psybabar: what do I want? More than life itself?
Bach480: Don't correct me, bitch
Psybabar: Don't make mistakes, slut                                                                                                    Bach480: You want to go to dinner with me: I'll even let you pick where. (the normal non-pan-asian cuisine clause pending)
Psybabar: are you propositioning me?
Psybabar: :0)
Bach480: Oh please, you coudln't handle me
Psybabar: hahahah
Psybabar: ok, see, under normal circumstances, I would say yes, however, I'm still recovering from some surgery I had on the 5th
Bach480: I see
Bach480: That is why you can't handle me
Bach480: But normally, you could
Bach480: ...interesting...


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6.1.06
A Familiar Question

So, I find myself asking once again 'Is Pat Robertson crazy?'  I mean, the whole praying for Supreme Court justices to die was a little out there.*  Then there was the whole asking for the CIA to assassinate the President of Venezula. That little comment had alot of people questioning his sanity.  Now he has apparently received a text message from God, making the claim that the recent stroke of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was 'the wrath of God.'  It couldn't possibly be the fact that the man had a stroke last month, is in his late 70s, is incredibly overweight, and has a very stressful job.  Its definitely because he gave the Gaza strip to the Palestinians.  I think Pat Robertson has moved happily to senility.  Perhaps his whimpering man-bitch of a son should start pre-recording his father's messages.

Conversations from my life:

Dr. Charisma: (While entering the information for my pay check) We should give you a raise.

Me:  I agree

Dr. Charisma:  Oh! We should add you to the letter head.  (Opens the file and starts typing) What title did we decide on?

Me: Editorial God

Dr. Charisma: Catchy.

Me: I thought so.

Dr. Charisma: (typing) Scott Moore - Editorial Associate

Me: That works too.

*-I would like to point out, since Robertson's prayers for a 'change in the court' only Conservative or conservative-leaning justices have left.  The four liberals are still there

 


Posted at 05:39 pm by Scott
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